{"id":77,"date":"2012-02-09T04:23:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T06:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/2012\/02\/waking-at-the-westin\/"},"modified":"2019-11-04T20:53:34","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T22:53:34","slug":"waking-at-the-westin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Waking at the Westin"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"<\/a>*Stretches and yawns* I begin to adjust my eyes to the darkness. The first thing I realize\u2026 I have clearly drunk a lot the previous night. Wait is it morning? My vision begins to clear. By the looks of this room\u2026 I am definitely at the Westin<\/i>. I\u2019d recognize this room decor in the dark. Well this is either a good sign or a really bad sign. Waking up in a strange hotel? But hey\u2026. At least it\u2019s the Westin<\/a><\/i> right? Am I alone? A voice from behind me whispers \u201cAre you awake Baby?\u201d Nope, clearly not alone. \u00a0I take a deep breath and roll over. Do my eyes deceive me? Am I lying next to the MAN himself? Visions of the previous night begin to hit me like a raging flood. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A simple business conversation turns into \u201clet\u2019s go to happy hour\u201d. That Happy Hour turns into \u201cGo Home and get dressed, I\u2019ll have my driver wait for you and bring you to the club\u201d A few drinks in the club, relaxing in VIP. He\u2019s no major clubber; he\u2019d rather drink and watch everyone else act a fool. I\u2019m with that plan. We attempt small talk over loud obnoxious music. This is no upscale lounge, we are in Hood City. Nevertheless we are determined to enjoy ourselves. And like a flash of lightning I see a shiny stripper pole beckoning my attention from my right peripheral. The desperate and disillusioned women in this club begin to shake and gyrate in hopes of getting\u2026 phone bill money\u2026 I suppose. Before I know it, I\u2019m given a $100 bill and instructed to turn it into 100 singles. I am much obliged. I myself am quite a big fan of Women taking off their clothes for money and I have no problem helping \u201cChocolate Thunder\u201d pay her metro bill. After visiting 4 different Bar Tenders I finally have made this 1 bill into 100 bills. I stuff the money into my bosom as make my way through the thickness of the crowd back to the safety of VIP. \u00a0After consuming one more drink he grabs my hand, leads me through what feels like hell for broke people and up to the stage where the stripper pole awaits our 1\u2019s. One hand on my waist\u2026 the other continuing to hand me one dollar bills to rub up and down \u201cChocolate Thunder\u2019s\u201d ass. Keep in mind this is NOT A STRIP CLUB. But hey what do you expect when you have a stripper pole, Hennessy, Waka Flaka Music and a bunch of Horny men drunk and willing to spend all the little money they worked so hard for 2 weeks to get? The crowd is in an uproar. They are elated to see this little Woman (me) making it rain on the biggest ass any of them have probably ever seen in real life. A few of them get out of control and begin to grope MY ass\u2026. Now it\u2019s time TO GO!<\/span><\/div>\n
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We spend some time cuddled in a corner and finally decide leave. He beckons the driver and informs him it\u2019s time to go. I\u2019m instructed to find a hotel. *Siri, find the nearest Westin*\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Yes! It is the MAN that I have awakened to. I peek under the covers. Not naked\u2026. But definitely NOT full dressed. He wraps his arms around me and as I look down I spy a sparkle . I’m reminded of what I already surmised in the back of my mind. We talk about business for a while then its gets personal. Something is genuine in his admissions of his inability to resist me .\u00a0 After further conversation it is made clear that we did NOT enter into horizontal polka during the night. The relief I felt is indescribable.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n

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*Stretches and yawns* I begin to adjust my eyes to the darkness. The first thing I realize\u2026 I have clearly drunk a lot the previous night. Wait is it morning? My vision begins to clear. By the looks of this room\u2026 I am definitely at the Westin. I\u2019d recognize this room decor in the dark. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":108,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[8,5,12,3],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationships-2","tag-love","tag-relationships","tag-sex","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":924,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeinduality.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}